COOKING SURVEY

According to a survey of those infamous 2,000 Americans, here are the Top Meals Americans Can Make Without A Recipe:
1. Eggs over easy
2. Scrambled eggs
3. Hard boiled eggs
4. Poached eggs
5. French toast
6. Soup
7. Grilled cheese
8. Pasta
9. Rice
10. Salad
11. Toast
12. Beans
13. Pancakes
14. Roasted chicken
15. Mashed potatoes
16. Bacon
17. Grilled vegetables
18. Tacos
19. Mac and cheese
20. Grilled steak
* Hello? Hot dog. Hello? Bowl of cereal. Hello? Red Baron pizza. Hello? Microwave popcorn. Should I keep going?
* You realize, or course, that for most of those foods, the instructions are right in the name: “Mashed…potatoes – ok, take potatoes and do what with them? Oh – MASH them. OK.”
* Further proof that McDonald’s will never go out of business.

Also, here is a list of Intimidating Kitchen Tools:
1. Spatula
2. Measuring cups
3. Whisk
4. Food processor
5. Measuring spoons
6. Air fryer
7. Deep fryer
8. Pressure cooker
9. Immersion blender
10. Pasta maker
* Measuring cups and measuring spoons. I swear if you pull them out and put them on the counter, I am leaving!
* It’s not easy to find the 2,000 stupidest people in America but, by golly, I believe this survey has done it.
* How are you more intimidated by a whisk than a food processor?