SURVEY: WE HAVE 96 BAD HAIR DAYS A YEAR

A poll of 2,000 Americans by hair care website Hairmax finds that that the average American suffers 96 bad hair days a year. In addition:
– A third (33 percent) have called in sick to work over bad hair.
– 50 percent have bailed on a date due to bad hair.
– 43 percent have bailed on a job interview due to a bad hair day.
* What decade is this, the 80’s?
* Too bad the whole Fedora look never caught on big.
* What do they consider “bad hair” – on a scale of 1 to Trump?
* Around here, we’re well past “bad hair” days, and deep into “no hair” days.