THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Actual headlines. Vote for the dumbest.
SHOULD THE MOON GET ITS OWN TIME ZONE?
Let’s work on statehood for Puerto Rico first, okay?
CARMAKERS: GET RID OF THESE THINGS!
Touchscreens, touchscreens, touchscreens!
SLEEP RIGHT, LIVE LONGER
Great advice, from science.
FUNERAL SURVEY
You’re dying to read this.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
The dumbness marches on.
SHOULD WE STOP USING ’SIR’ & ’MA’AM’?
We could always use “comrade.“
NEW GIZMO TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE TALKING TOO MUCH
I’ve said enough.