FRENCH FRIES ARE NOT DEPRESSING
That’s final, and pass the ketchup.
“SLUDGE” VIDEOS ON TIKTOK
Everything now.
WORST DESIGN FEATURES ON TODAY’S CARS
Back to the drawing board.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Vote for the dumbest.
SURVEY: WE HAVE 96 BAD HAIR DAYS A YEAR
How do we even survive?
COOKING SURVEY
(gasp) Spatula – AHHHHHHHHH!!!
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Real headlines. Real dumb.
BAD BOSSES
This water ain’t free yo.
LISTENING TO MUSIC FOR AN HOUR A DAY WARDS OFF BRAIN DECLINE
Except for Nickelback.
OZEMPIC CELEBRITY DREAMS
Dream a little dream of me.