DON’T THROW THE BABY INTO THE CEILING FAN
Duck, sucker.
FIRED THE FIRST DAY
Yer out!
WHAT SIDE OF THE BED DO YOU SLEEP ON? HOW ABOUT BOTH?
It’s the end of civilization.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb as they come.
MEN SAY “I LOVE YOU” FIRST
Men win.
THE THREE TYPES OF MASCULINITY
Spoiler: chest hair is not a factor.
AIRBNB HOME HAS RULES POSTED ALL OVER
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Summer dumber.