THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote.
CONTEST: HOW MANY VARIETIES OF CHEERIOS ARE THERE?
Somewhere between 19 and 21. OK, 20.
AUDIO: THE FIRST A.I. RADIO D.J.
Well, it’s been nice knowing you.
TOILET PAPER RANKINGS
Graded on the curve.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
The summer dumbs have begun.
THE MOST FULFILLING JOBS
There may be some touching involved.
THE BEST STATE TO SURVIVE AN ALIEN INVASION: VIRGINIA
Sorry, Nevada, you’re toast.