THE EXACT, PRECISE, UNAMBIGUOUS TEMPERATURE TO GET THE PERFECT SLEEP
To a pinpoint.
THE MOST HATED FOOD: ANCHOVIES
They know what they did.
THE WEIRDEST PUMPKIN SPICE PRODUCTS OF 2023
Mmmm… why does your garbage smell so nice?
THE PEOPLE WE SHOULD SEND TO MARS
Get these asses to Mars.
MAD FOR TEACHER
Not every teacher can be Mr. Holland.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote for the dumbest.
SURVEY: NEVER SAY “MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME”
“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out” is better.
MAN RULES
And don’t talk about fight club!
SURVEY: ONE IN FOUR INTIMIDATED BY THEIR KITCHEN
It smells your fear.
COMPANY WELLNESS PROGRAMS DON’T WORK
No measurable improvement.