SURVEY: AVERAGE AMERICAN SETS FOUR ALARMS TO WAKE UP

In a poll of 2,000 adults commissioned by Dave’s Killer Bread (*?!), the average American sets four different alarms to wake up on a normal day. Another finding: People are most likely to hit “snooze” and sleep in on Wednesday (40%).
* ‘Cause, y’know, Tuesday night is such a big party night.
* If you need four alarms to wake up, it’s not a normal day.
* I’ve got four alarms in my house: the kid, the dog, the cat and my bladder.
* Did Dave’s Killer Bread take this survey to reach people who loaf?
* Why is it called Dave’s Killer Bread? Is it a cereal killer – does it make you not want to eat cereal?