CAT TURNS ON STEREO, CRANKS IT

Police officers in Lugo, Spain, were called to an apartment after neighbors complained about loud music. The police quickly verified that there were no people inside the apartment, but they managed to track down the owner by phone. He told the police that his cat has the habit of turning on the stereo with his paw and moves the volume wheel. The owner came home so that he could turn off the stereo.
* It’s like they say… show me a cat who turns up the stereo and I’ll show you a Def Leppard.
* Dude, it’s time to buy the cat a set of ear buds.
* This is probably the same cat who works on his loud car at all hours of the night.
* The cat is not the only annoying pet this guy has. The neighbors in the apartment directly below him have just about had it with his tap-dancing dog.
* I’m torn between congratulating Spain for finally getting into the world’s Wacky News, or being disappointed this is all they could come up with.
* PHONE TOPIC: Trouble my pet has caused.