CAR CRUSHED BY SOFA FROM THE SKY

In Sydney, Australia, a man named Herbert Xia parked his rental car to go do an errand. He returned 15 minutes later to find that, out of nowhere, a giant sofa had crashed through the windshield of his Toyota Yaris. Police suggested the sofa may have been hurled from a nearby balcony during a party.
* Or a drone delivery gone wrong.
* Was the Hulk visiting Sydney for any reason?
* That’s going to be a great improvement to the seating comfort of the Toyota Yaris.
* On the bright side, he found enough change in the cushions to feed the parking meter.
* “YOU GOT ANY END TABLES UP THERE???”