CAR CRASH MAN TOOK FIVE E.D. PILLS

A man who crashed into a Seattle, Washington, parking garage told police he had taken five times the recommended dosage of erectile dysfunction medication. Officers, who did not smell the odor of intoxicants from the man or his vehicle, said the 59-year-old man “told officers that he took five ‘generic’ Viagra pills when the bottle said to only take one.” Warnings for Viagra say blood pressure can drop to unsafe levels, and there can be rare side effects, including sudden vision loss – not to mention an erection lasting more than four hours. It’s not clear what the man meant when he said “generic” Viagra since there is no official generic of the erectile dysfunction drug.
* He ran into the Viagarage.
* Was he driving stick?
* Now his insurance company is going to stiff him.
* Full of five doses of Viagra is NOT how you want to show up in the holding cell.
* “Hey, look, guys – the newbie’s ready to play!”
* He’ll be doing hard time in jail.