CAR CRASH DRIVER TAKES OFF WITH COP INSIDE THE CAR

In Denver, Colorado on Sunday afternoon, police were responding to a car crash. They found an unresponsive driver inside a white GMC Yukon. An officer got into the car to turn it off and render aid to the driver, when the driver suddenly regained consciousness and tried to flee the scene with the officer still inside. A few blocks away, police used a “precision immobilization technique” and forced the Yukon into a light pole, bringing it to a stop. Officers then took the suspect into custody. No one was injured in the crash.
* But the cop had managed to change all the radio station presets.
* Cop: “I’m sitting right here, you know.”
* So did they add a kidnapping charge?
* “Precision immobilization technique” sounds like fancy words for “the cop grabbed the steering wheel.”
* So when regular people cause a car crash it’s wrong, but cops can do it whenever they want? That’s not fair!