CANADIANS TAKE BEAR CUB ON ROAD TRIP

Two Canadian men found a bear cub in the middle of the road while driving near Cochrane, northern Ontario, last weekend. It appeared to be injured and they thought it needed rescue, so they loaded it into their van and drove home to Windsor, about ten hours south. Along the way they fed the bear food from Taco Bell. They dropped the bear at the Pet and Wildlife Rescue Center in Chatham. A worker at the center said they didn’t see any obvious injuries to the four-month-old bear but the animal was lethargic and stressed after being in a vehicle for 10 hours. (* Because you know it was all Celine Dion music on the radio all the way.) After keeping it for the night, the center turned it over to a bear rescue organization.
* What does a bear cub eat? I guess they figured bearritos.
* Which is sad, because bears overwhelming prefer KFC.
* You know what they named the bear after 10 hours? Pooh!
* Imagine getting the smell out of the van after that. And the bear smell, too!
* Now the bear is depressed ’cause it’ll never see its friends from daycare again.