CANADIAN WATERSLIDE CATCHES FIRE

The waterpark at Canada’s Wonderland amusement park in Ontario was closed on Monday after a fire broke out at one of the waterslides. The fire happened around 10:45 p.m. on Sunday. A spokesperson said the fire may have started from the park’s 10pm fireworks show.
* Or it may have started from someone’s thighs who went down the slide after they turned off the water.
* It’s an iconic waterpark. And now it’s an IRONIC waterpark.
* The fire marshal was quoted as saying it was the most fun they ever had fighting a fire, would definitely go again.
* “No no no! Don’t use the GOOD water! Use the firetruck water!”
* This shows you what a jerk fire can be. “Look at me! I can even burn a waterslide!!”
* Canada’s Wonderland, as in “I wonder why the land isn’t open today.”