CANADIAN MAN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK PADDLING

A Canadian man was arrested for being drunk in a canoe. Police were called last Thursday to Christina Lake in British Columbia for a report of an intoxicated man out in a canoe. The 51-year-old local man allegedly refused to comply with directions, but eventually made his way to shore and hid under a dock for several minutes before an officer got into the water and brought him out. He was charged with impaired operation of a canoe.
* Did they do a sobriety test? Did they make him swim a straight line?
* Drunk canoeing. Almost as dangerous as drunk curling.
* Ironically, if he’s found guilty his punishment is a paddlin’.
* Why didn’t they tow him to shore by the dinghy?