BUTTERFLY STOLEN

Cincinnati Police are looking for someone who stole a rare butterfly from the Krohn Conservatory. The theft took place on April 15 around 5 p.m. The suspect entered the Butterfly Exhibit and stole a rare Blue Morpho African Butterfly. The rare Blue Morpho Butterfly, as its name implies, is blue, and its wings have black edges with some white dots, with a wingspan of about three inches. Anyone with information about this crime or suspect is asked to call Crimestoppers. Callers may remain anonymous and may receive compensation for their information.
* Police are looking for someone to pin it on.
* Anyone seen the GEICO gecko lately?
* Probably some wacko lepidoptery rights group wanted to set it free.
* How do they know it’s not off under some leaf pupating?
* I thought Blue Morpho was the X-Man who can change his shape?