BUTTER STOLEN

Ontario Police are looking for whoever stole more than $200,000 worth of butter from a facility in eastern Ontario. Two transport trucks full of butter had been stolen from a trucking facility in Trenton, Ontario, at around 9:45 a.m. last Sunday. Two transport trucks were stolen, each loaded with approximately 22 tons (20,000 kilograms) of butter, with a combined retail value of about $200,000. Both transport trucks and their trailers were found Monday, but their contents had disappeared.
* Holy oleo!
* Those thieves sound pretty slick.
* Looks like the Ma Butterworth gang is back in business, boys.