BURNING WITH THE RAGE OF A WHITE-HOT SUN

Reddit asked, “What’s a seemingly small, trivial thing that makes you instantly burn with the rage of a white-hot sun?” Some of the responses:
– “When my clothes get stuck on a handle/ protruding object as I’m walking and I get yanked backwards without warning.”
– “When your headphone lead gets caught and it pulls your headphones out.”
– “When opening anything always requires scissors or a knife.”
– “Having trouble finding my sleeve when getting dressed.”
– “Standing in line at a gas station behind someone who’s buying lottery tickets.”
– “When somebody else decides to stay in the kitchen, when you’re obviously cooking or doing a lot of meal prep, then constantly gets in the way, uses the sink the moment you’re about to use it, or loiters in the general kitchen area.”
– “When individuals stand up on a plane the second the plane lands.”
– “People who place their bottles perpendicular to the check out belt at the groceries so they’ll start rolling when the belt starts moving. Hate it.”
– “Opening the car door but you didn’t open it far enough so it closes on your leg that is half out of the car.”
– “Being early for a doctor appointment, yet they still don’t get you into a room until well after your scheduled time.”
– “Peanut butter on a knife, in the sink .”
– “Men in shoes with no socks. Absolutely livid.”
– “When my neighbor parks in front of my house instead of in front of their own house.”
– “Speed-typing a sentence on the computer, looking up and realizing I typed it in all caps, then erasing and re-typing it only to find I again typed it in all caps.”
– “Accidentally dropping something for the third time in a row.”
* Wow. All I want for Christmas is a mood stabilizer.
* So all of us would be happier if everybody else didn’t exist. Nice.
* But, come on. Who leaves a knife with peanut butter on it? It gets licked off, that’s the rule.
* Reddit also asked, “What are some small, seemingly insignificant things that make you feel good, and glad to be alive?” Still waiting for someone to write in.
* PHONE TOPIC: What small thing gets you instantly angry?