BURGLAR YELLS AT HOMEOWNER FOR SHOOTING AT HIM

A burglar, dressed all in black, broke into a home in San Antonio, Texas, around 9:30 Tuesday morning. He entered through the garage and then forced his way into the kitchen, where he encountered the homeowner. The suspect tried to flee but the owner grabbed a handgun and shot at him. Witnesses saw the suspect running down the street. But then he returned to the scene shortly thereafter and started yelling at the homeowner for shooting at him. He then fled again. Police have been unable to locate the suspect.
* He’s probably at Kinko’s, printing up Rules of Engagement to hand out to the next guy he robs.
* So – did the homeowner run out of bullets?
* He needs to get back to the shooting range and brush up on his aim.
* I thought shooting a handgun at someone in your house is how Texans greet everybody.
* The burglar must have skipped over the “you could get shot” chapter of Robbing Houses for Dummies.