BUD LIGHT TO BUY PHILADELPHIANS A BEER

Bud Light says they will be honoring their promise to give free beer to the fans in Philly now that the Eagles have “emerged victorious” over the New England Patriots. Bud Light originally made its vow to the people of Philly back in August, after Eagles offensive lineman Lane Johnson remarked that he’d be supplying “beer to everybody” if the Eagles won Super Bowl LII. Bud Light soon stepped in to pick up the tab, should it happen. And now that it has, the company says “We will celebrate with Philadelphia fans in taverns along Victory Lane. On the day of the parade, we invite all fans 21+ to join us in raising the Kingdom’s favorite light lager in celebration of the big win.” There will be 25 bars along the parade route where fans can get a free Bud Light.
* Fans of the losers, the Patriots, can get two Bud Lights.
* Why didn’t Lane Johnson go with a nice craft beer instead?
* Guy signed a $66 million deal last year. Just sayin’.
* Thank goodness there’s enough time for the Super Bowl hangovers to fade.
* No pretzels?