BRITISH WOMAN RESCUED FROM TANNING BED

A UK woman was rescued by a fire department after she became trapped inside a tanning bed. Natalie Rene, a 33-year-old law student from Loughborough, was lying naked in the sunbed at the Tanning House by Miami Sun when she realized she couldn’t get out. Rene said she was pressing and pressing on the button but the lights didn’t switch off “for what felt like ages.” She finally managed to turn off the UV lights but could not lift the lid. She thought, “I’m going to burn to death like in the movie ‘Kick-Ass’ (* And Final Destination 3!). Then they’d have to drag my naked body out.” (* Yeah, but she’d get a free cremation.) She yelled for help, and two female staffers responded about five minutes later but couldn’t get her out of the machine. Two customers, with common sense, then told the staff to close the shop while the fire department was called. They helped cover Rene with a sheet of paper as the firefighters finally extricated her. The firemen examined the bed, with one saying the hinges had “completely gone.”
* Well done, firemen! Which is also the slogan of the tanning salon; “Well done!”
* You know how the British love their crisps.
* I bet she was really burned up over this.
* That tanning bed was simultaneously hot, and not so hot.