BRIDE ARRESTED FOR DUI ON WAY TO HER WEDDING

Amber Young was on her way to her wedding in Marana, Arizona, on Monday morning when she was involved in a three-car crash. As it turned out, the 32-year-old bride to be was the cause of the accident, and police arrested her – in her white wedding dress – for driving under the influence. One of the other drivers was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.
* “Here comes the bride / She DUI’d.”
* The couple is registered at Al’s Bail Bonds.
* People usually crash a wedding – not crash on the WAY to a wedding.
* At least her marriage won’t be a car wreck waiting to happen, because it already has.
* If you have to knock back a couple before you walk down the aisle, maybe he’s not the guy for you.
* “You may now kiss the bride.” “Uhh – you got any Tic Tacs?”