BOSS MAKES WORKERS SIGN A PLEDGE
A Redditor, known as Cas Baxter, claimed his wife was asked to sign a pledge before starting her job. The document consists of 13 rules workers must follow. Here is what is says:
1. I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time. I am alive, I walk the Earth, I live in America. Above all things, I am Grateful.
2. I believe I am entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Nothing more. I also understand that happiness and the pursuit of happiness are not the same thing.
3. I believe there is no such thing as a bad job. I believe that all jobs are opportunities and it is up to me to make the best of them.
4. I do not follow my passion. I bring it with me. I believe that any job can be done with passion and enthusiasm.
5. I believe that my safety is my responsibility. I understand that being in compliance does not necessarily keep me out of danger.
6. I believe the best way to distinguish myself at work is to show up early, stay late and cheerfully volunteer for every crappy task there is.
7. I believe that the most annoying sounds in the world are whining and complaining. I will never make them. If I am unhappy at work, I will either find a new job or find a way to be happy.
8. I believe that my education is my responsibility, and absolutely critical to my success. I am motivated to learn as much as I can from whatever sources are available to me.
9. I believe that I am a product of my choices – not my circumstances. I will never blame anyone for my shortcomings and I will never accept credit for something I didn’t do.
10. I understand that the world is not fair and I am okay with that. I do not resent the success of others.
11. I believe that all people are created equal. I also believe that all people make choices. Some choose to be lazy. Some choose to sleep in. I choose to work my butt off.
12. I believe that a cell phone is not a priority and I can work my shift without using it. If I have kids I remember when I used to have to call my parents’ work and ask for them by their full name and they can do the same.
13. Stay in your lane and do your job to the best of your ability.
* Signed, Ayn Rand.
* I don’t see anything in here about smoke breaks.
* This is pretty strong stuff just to work at Arby’s.
* Well, I know one bunch of workers who just can’t wait to unionize.
* And one boss who can’t wait for robots.
* Something tells me this guy is not a fan of Critical Race Theory.
* PHONE TOPIC: Would you work for a guy who made you sign this pledge? Isn’t every one of these things the way to succeed in America? (Not counting discrimination, bigotry, cultural oppression, dirt-poor wages, not being born to wealth, disability, and bad bosses.)








