BOBCAT IN THE BATHROOM

The publisher of small-town Oklahoma newspaper the Sapulpa Herald walked into the office bathroom when he heard a hiss, and a bobcat jumped at him. Darren Sumner shut the door and trapped the adult male cat inside until police and a game warden arrived. Wildlife control workers captured the bobcat in a cage and released it in nearby Pawnee County. Neither Sumner nor the wild cat was injured in the confrontation. Sumner said the animal likely got into his building through an open door.
* Yeah, you better hope it wasn’t one of those teleporting bobcats. They’re a handful.
* Well, he got his headline for the next day’s paper.
* The bobcat just wanted to take a hiss.
* Bobcat in the bathroom? P-Uma!
* Has anyone seen the janitor?
* PHONE TOPIC: My experience with nature, real close-up.