BITTER EX-WIFE SETS FIRE TO HOME, BURNS 16 OTHERS

A Paulding County, Georgia woman who recently lost her home to her ex-husband in a bitter divorce battle decided that if she couldn’t live there, nobody could. Adrienne Satterly stacked up mattresses in the living room and set them on fire. The fire quickly spread out of control, burning down her home, four others, and damaging 16 others in her neighborhood. Luckily, only one person was injured in the massive fire. Police arrested Satterly, who was charged with 14 counts of first-degree arson.
* There goes the neighborhood!
* THAT’S hot-tempered.
* This is kind of like the opposite of carrying a torch.
* So … no reconciliation, then?
* If she was bitter before, wait’ll she realizes the husband gets a ton of money from the insurance.
* She’s got a new home now, courtesy of the county.