BISHOP QUITS CHURCH FOR LOVE OF SATANIC EROTICA WRITER

A Spanish bishop has left the Roman Catholic Church to marry a writer of Satanic erotic fiction. The ex-bishop, Xavier Novell, left his position for Silvia Caballol. “I have fallen in love and want to do things properly,” the 52-year-old Novell said. He was considered one of the church’s rising stars, having become Spain’s youngest bishop in 2010 at the age of 41. The woman he broke his vow of celibacy to be with, Silvia Caballol, is a divorced psychologist and erotic novelist whose titles include “The Hell of Gabriel’s Lust.” Caballol’s work has explored themes of madness, lust, sadism, God and Satan. In love but out of work, Novell is now looking for employment as a crop expert or agronomist in the Barcelona area.
* Not much call for agronomists in Barcelona then.
* There’s quitting your job, and then there’s quitting your job spectacularly. This is that one.
* This bishop truly moves diagonally. Just when you think he’s gonna zig, he zags.
* The worst part of the whole thing is, it’ll probably be turned into another DaVinci Code sequel.
* Weird. But you know what you’ll probably never see? A Satanist leaving a devil cult for someone who writes those After-The-Rapture-type books.