BIKINI CONTEST COMPETITOR HITS ANOTHER WITH HER SHOE

A bikini contest competitor is facing a battery charge for allegedly clobbering another female contestant over the head with high-heeled shoes. Erica Kaitlyn Mize, 24, tangled with the victim last month during the Miss Sailfish Regatta Bikini Contest in Stuart, Florida. Police say that after the 11 bikini-clad contestants left the stage, Mize tussled with the 23-year-old victim, who as it turns out is the current girlfriend of Mize’s former boyfriend. The victim told cops that Mize “hit her on the head with her high heel shoes”, and warned her that “you should go to the gyno because you’re in for a rude awakening.”
* Is that some kind of STD warning?
* Maybe her talent is chlamydia.
* Why so crabby?
* Weird. I’m simultaneously excited and grossed out.
* I know somebody who isn’t winning Miss Congeniality.
* It’s always a shame when bikini contestants fight. And there’s no video.
* Let’s hear it for the boyfriend, huh? Sticking it to not one but two Miss Sailfish Regatta Bikini Contestants.