BIDEN WINS/TRUMP WINS JOKES

Here are some things you can say as you talk about the election this morning, depending on who wins:
If Biden wins:
* You did it, naked celebrities who took off your clothes and told everyone to vote. You did it. This is your victory.
* Well, Donald Trump lost. Who are we going to rail at now?
* They’ve already started measuring the White House staircases for stair lifts.

If Trump wins:
* Dr. Fauci’s busy typing his resume this morning.
* Looks like Infrastructure Week is back on the table.
* I was pretty sure it was gonna go Kanye’s way but, no, Donald Trump managed to win.