BEST SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EVER

An unnamed Florida middle school is dealing with an incident where “several students reported inappropriate behavior by a substitute teacher”. According to the Northwest Florida Daily News, the sub reportedly:
– Was telling the kids that she smokes weed and that she will have a party at her house so they could smoke weed together.
– Told them she would order pizza and they could bring their swimsuits to swim.
– She gave her phone number out to a few students on sticky notes.
– She told a sexually explicit joke.
– She allowed a student to play vulgar rap music on the classroom speaker.
– She danced to the music and unbuttoned her pants button (but not showing skin or anything else) stating, “I take dollars in my waistband.”
The woman was described as a “white female, and her approximate age is around 62-63 years old.” She was taken off the substitute teacher eligibility list.
* Nice touch, saving her age ’til the end there. Are they TRYING to make us ill?
* This wasn’t inappropriate behavior – it’s early-onset dementia.
* “Gee, MY Grandma isn’t NEARLY this much fun!”
* Was the sexually explicit joke not part of the day’s lesson plan?
* She was subbing in English, but now she’s history.