BERMUDA TRIANGLE CRUISE OFFERS REFUND IF SHIP DISAPPEARS

A cruise company is offering a cruise through the Bermuda Triangle. Part of the offer is that the passenger will receive a full refund if the ship disappears. The Norwegian Prima liner is heading from New York to Bermuda next year from March 28 to April 2 in what is being billed as the “Ancient Mysteries Cruise.” The trip will feature guest speakers talking about UFOs and other paranormal activity. In a light-hearted offer, the company has promised a full refund if the cruise ship disappears in the triangle where hundreds of boats and planes are said to have mysteriously vanished. Their website states: “Don’t worry about disappearing on this Bermuda Triangle tour. The tour has a 100% return rate and your money will be refunded in the rare chance you disappear.”
* Ha ha ha kidding not kidding.
* A refund if you disappear? This is such nonsense. Our money’s no good in the alternate universe.
* “My feet have disappeared! I haven’t seen them since I launched into the buffet!”
* One thing’s guaranteed. You WILL have a missing time experience. As in “Well, THAT’S six days I’ll never get back!”
* It’s not a good sign that the trip includes April Fool’s Day.
* Your money will disappear long before you do.