BEAR STEALS MAN’S GOLF BAG

Jerome Gignac was playing a round of golf at Westwood Plateau in British Columbia when a bear came out of the woods and took off with his golf bag. Gignac said the bear walked up to the golf carts, searched all the golf bags – even though there was no food in any of them, he claims – and took off with his bag, spilling the clubs all over the ground. Mr. Gignac screamed at the bear to scare it off, which didn’t work. The bear disappeared with the bag into a nearby ravine. Mr. Gignac said it was a new bag.
* Papa Bear’s got a brand new bag.
* You know how bears like to play a round.
* Who can blame the bear? That ravine is a great course – lush, undulating landscapes featuring meticulously manicured fairways, challenging holes, water features, abundant tee times and low membership dues.
* Or else it saw the new bag and just grabbed it to sell on eBay.
* Maybe no food in the bag, but a cocaine bear knows what he’s looking for.