BEACH NUDISTS SAY CLOTHED PEOPLE MAKE THEM NERVOUS

Naturists in Catalonia, Spain have launched a campaign to keep nudist beaches naked, saying the frequently clothed tourists are making them “uncomfortable.” The Naturist-Nudist Federation of Catalonia leader Segimon Rovira says, “Before, people would arrive at a nude beach and either leave or strip down. Now they stay and keep their swimsuit on. But what they don’t realize is that if there are a lot of them, they end up making us uncomfortable. It’s a lack of respect.” He would like the government to provide better beach signage for nude beaches.
* “Tourists must be nude to hang out here.”
* Hey – you won’t get any wise cracks from me.
* Seems to me, you walk onto a nude beach, all the signs are already there.
* Whatever. I don’t have any skin in this game.