BATWOMEN CAUGHT

Police in Ormond Beach, Florida, have arrested two women suspected of committing a string of armed robberies while dressed as Batman. Police said Wateka Thomason, 33, and Cassandra Raffa, 31, were found asleep in their black Honda Civic in a Walmart parking lot. The women are connected to robberies at a 7-Eleven and a Kangaroo Express. Surveillance video from the robbery at the Kangaroo Express on Dec. 23 showed a person with a knife dressed in a Batman mask and Batman shirt demanding cash from the clerk. A Steak ‘n Shake restaurant employee said he was robbed last month by a person with a knife and wearing a Batman mask when he went to his car during his break.
* Sure, target a fast food worker ’cause they’re makin’ the big bucks.
* A Honda Civic? Worst. Batmobile. Ever.
* These clowns could never make it in Times Square.
* This went about as well as the Ghostbusters remake.
* Two women dressing as Batman. Imagine how confusing this is for poor old Alfred.
* You’ve heard of the perfect crime? This was not it.
* Wow, a few days into the New Year and it’s already over for them.
* “Holy Mandatory Sentencing, Batman!”
* Steak ‘n Shake I understand, but Kangaroo Express? Who eats kangaroo burgers?