AUDIO: BATS INSIDE A TEXAS WALMART
Customers at a Walmart in Alvin, Texas, captured video of a colony of bats flying through the store’s grocery section. Witnesses said the dozens of bats did not bite anyone or act aggressively. Employees were trying to usher the bats out of the building. One witness said workers were “kind of herding them toward the exits, flopping their jackets at them and chasing them out of the store.”
* The same way they do with old people when the store’s closing.
* I guess even flying rodents like low prices.
* You’d have to be batty to buy food at that Walmart.
* “Rabies, aisle two. Rabies, aisle two, please.”
CLIP: Sesame Street’s The Count counts bats.
