BARBER THROWS CUSTOMER THROUGH FRONT WINDOW AFTER COMPLAINT

A stylist at a Brooklyn barbershop threw a client through the front window after he complained about his haircut. The 33-year-old victim was at the Levels Barbershop in Crown Heights on Thursday afternoon. He threatened to withhold payment for the cut because he didn’t like it. The barber was enraged and shoved him through the storefront window. The victim suffered a cut on his face and his clothing was covered in blood. He was taken by ambulance to a hospital. The stylist ran off and the other barbers there said they didn’t know the stylist’s name or how to reach him.
* His name is Bruce Banner and you can reach him at Avengers Headquarters.
* Cut and run.
* Well, you can kiss THAT tip goodbye.
* “It was barbicide, officer!”
* Levels Barbershop, as in Dante’s Levels of Hell.
* I hope police combed the neighborhood.
* It’s not the barber’s first brush with the law, I bet.