BANK ROBBER WAS "STARTING CAREER AS COMEDIAN"

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, police arrested a man who robbed a bank, stripped naked and ran down the street throwing stolen money. According to the FBI, 25-year-old Alexander Sperber told them he woke up Tuesday morning and decided to rob a bank to start his career as a comedian. Authorities say he parked his car at the bank, made a gun motion with his hand and demanded money from the teller. She obliged. But soon after, a red dye pack exploded, leaving dye on his clothes and on a cast on his left wrist. As he ran down the street, he stripped off his clothes and tossed the money because it had red dye on it.
* So far he’s funnier than Carrot Top.
* But not as funny as John Dillinger.
* He made it further in his career as a bank robber than a comedian, but that’s not saying much.
* “What is the deal with dye packs? Who are the ad geniuses who came up with this? Ammirite?”