BOY FALLS FROM APARTMENT WINDOW, IS CAUGHT BY MAN BELOW
Red scare.
WOMAN’S PROSTHETIC LEG RETURNS FROM THE SEA – Feb 12
A British woman whose prosthetic leg was swept out to sea is amazed after it was found washed up on a beach 10 months later. Brenda Ogden, 69, lost her custom-made titanium blade leg before her first ever open-water swim in Bridlington last April. Brenda was posing for a photo before her first swim when…
WISCONSIN SERIAL POOPER CAUGHT ON DRONE – Feb 9
A Wisconsin woman was identified as the mystery public pooper plaguing residents after drones caught her in the act of defecating in a city park. People in the town of Stoughton reported repeatedly finding human feces and used toilet paper in the park. Police set up trail cameras and was able to establish a pattern…
So Judas says to Jesus, “Hey, are you coming to the last supper tonight?”
Jesus says, “The what???”
Judas goes, “Uh, the SUPPER… Are you coming to the SUPPER tonight…”
Let’s Race, MFer
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MONDAY, Feb 23 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
BURGER KING PRESIDENT GIVES OUT HIS PHONE NUMBER FOR DIRECT FEEDBACK
Spoiler alert: burner phone
I CAN’T DO THIS ONE ADULT SKILL
To be fair, 8 times tables are tough.