TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL FINAL SCORE: 105-14
But the game wasn’t as close as it appears.
MINNESOTA DRUG DEALER OFFERED REWARDS CARD
Psychedelic travel points, baby!
IT LOOKED SO ROMANTIC IN THE MOVIES
Isn’t it romantic? No.
LADY GAGA HAS A BABY
Born THIS way.
FELDMAN’S BIG AND DUMB SHOP FOR MEN
For stupid men, duh.
Why do birds and pigs go to different doctors?
Because birds need tweetment and pigs need oinkment
You Heard Me – Off The Furniture!
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Hello? What? What’s Behind Me?
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FRIDAY, Sept 11 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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THEFT SUSPECT RUNS OUT OF STORE RIGHT INTO COP
Easiest bust ever.