DUMB HEADLINES
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JUDGE IN TROUBLE FOR PAYING DEFENDANT’S $1 BAIL
Judge passes the buck.
TEACHER THROWS SHOE AT STUDENT
The shoe is on the other hand now, isn’t it.
WOMAN ATTACKS RIVAL AT GYM WITH FREE WEIGHTS
Weight Weight – Don’t Kill Me!
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THURSDAY TRIVIA – Jan 15
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING A RIDE-SHARE DRIVER
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A guy is sitting at a bar looking miserable.
The bartender says, “What’s the matter?”
Guy says, “Last night my wife got really drunk and wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car.”
Bartender says, “That sounds pretty hot. So what’s the problem?”
Guy says, “She wanted me to drive.”