A robot walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What’ll ya have?”
The robot says, “Well, it’s been a long day and I need to loosen up. How about a screwdriver?”
The bartender asks, “What’ll ya have?”
The robot says, “Well, it’s been a long day and I need to loosen up. How about a screwdriver?”
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Much easier than it used to be.
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And Tucker works SO HARD at it.
Easy mistake to make.
[Heavy sigh]