Cat Tricks
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Hi, Neighbor, Need Some Zucchini?
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FRIDAY, Aug 28 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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WOMAN WAKES UP WITH BAT IN HER MOUTH
“Did it.” – Ozzy Osbourne
VACATIONING FAMILY RETURNS FROM HIKE TO FIND HOTEL CLOSED
Tip your bellboy!
DONUT TRUCK BREAKS DOWN IN FRONT OF POLICE STATION
Policeman’s Dream.
MAN SLIPS ON RESTAURANT’S RICOTTA CHEESE
Boy oh Boyardee.
DOLLY’S BURIAL PLANS
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ABSURD REASONS FOR BEING FIRED
Sayanora, sucker.
PIRATES NOW
Dead in the water.