THE MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES IN EVERY STATE
Where’s the originality, people?
THREE BEARS IN THE NEWS
Goldilocks nowhere to be seen.
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GARY OLDMAN KNIGHTED
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What happens when you call the tinnitus hotline?
It just keeps ringing.
Sit! Good Boy.
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The Swiss Family Frankenstein House At Disneyland
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CHRISTMAS
To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. I’d like everyone’s attention: Christmas is canceled. You can’t cancel a holiday. Keep it up, Stanley, and you’ll lose New Years. (The Office) :09 2. It’s Christmas break! It’s the time of year for peace and good will, dammit. (Bob’s Burgers) :03 3….
WEDNESDAY, Oct 1 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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POST OFFICE INCREASING PRICES OVER THE HOLIDAYS
Demand pricing – new from your Post Office.