PRACTICAL MAGIC 2
Starts Friday, September 11 in theaters.
THE FIX
Starts Friday, September 11 in theaters.
My father was born with a conjoined twin, but they were separated at birth.
Yeah, I have an uncle, once removed.
Caricatures: 5 French Fries
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Now Do Me
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MAN WINS $1 MILLION ON BIRTHDAY GIFT LOTTERY TICKET
Serves the cheap-ass gift-giver right.
LEAP HOUR
It’s about time.
GRAVE DIGGING CONTEST IN HUNGARY
Tomb it may concern.
THE WORLD IS COMMITTING TO DOLLY PARTON DAY – 9/25
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A lumberjack said he chopped down EXACTLY 56,742 trees.
I asked, “How do you know that?” He said, “I keep a log.”