STILL PROBLEMS WITH THE TOILET ON THE ARTEMIS 2
Whizzing through space.
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE (April 3-5)
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COLIN JOST TO PLAY DENTIST-TURNED-DRUG KINGPIN
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RED PLOPSTER SHRIMP MONTH
This is it, baby.
Did you hear about the yardstick company?
They’re not making them any longer.
Where Is Your Panty Section?
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Signage
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FRIDAY, Apr 3 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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THIEVES STEALING OUTHOUSES IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
We’re not privy to the details.
GUCCI MANE KIDNAPPED BY POOH SHIESTY
Headline doesn’t make any sense to us, either.