AUSTRALIANS WANT THE CROCODILE HUNTER ON THEIR CURRENCY

Now that Queen Elizabeth has died, the face on Australia’s currency has to be changed. The British monarch is Australia’s head of state and features on the country’s currency. King Charles III is destined to put his beezer on the banknotes, but many Australians have been suggesting other iconic Aussie celebrities should replace the Queen. One of the more popular suggestions is Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. Irwin died in September 2006 after he was struck in the chest by a stingray barb.
* Or “bahb” as they say over there.
* What, Dame Edna’s picture not good enough for you Bruces?
* How about a series of banknotes featuring Australia’s deadly animals, to remind people not to be stupid?
* Someone suggested Nicole Kidman, but there’s some argument over whether to use her face pre-Botox or post-Botox.
* Go ahead and put Charles on it. They can call it the Chuck-a-Buck.