AUSTRALIAN SNOW GLOBES CONTAINED LIQUID METH

Australian border security agents seized a $1 million shipment of liquid methamphetamine hidden inside 15 snow globes. Each snow globe held a picturesque winter scene and more than 7 liters of liquid meth. Border agents suspected something was strange with the shipment and subjected the dark amber liquid inside to a drug test that returned a positive result for methamphetamine.
* Their first clue was, after they gave the snow globe a shake, it wouldn’t stop shaking.
* And the snow? Little flakes of crack.
* Santa knows if you’ve been good or breaking bad.
* Next time, try lava lamps.