AUSTRALIAN POLICE SEARCH FOR STOLEN DONUT VAN

Australian police are searching for a stolen Krispy Kreme donut van, because of course they are. It happened about 3:30 am Tuesday morning at a gas station in Carlingford, northwest of Sydney. A woman jumped into the van as the driver was inside paying. She took off with about 10,000 doughnuts, which were on their way to be delivered to shops in the area.
* What a crumb.
* Isn’t this the plot of Fast and Furious 11?
* Stolen donuts. What could be cruller?
* I feel sorry for anybody else in Carlingford who needs the police in the next couple days.
* And that’s the hole story from Australia.