AUSTRALIAN BROTHEL OFFERS FREE LUNCH WITH PURCHASE OF A QUICKIE

A brothel in Queensland, Australia, posted an ad on their Facebook page for a lunchtime meal deal. Harlot’s brothel in Mackay, Australia, advertised, “Pie and Coke Deal. Enjoy a feed and a 15-minute quickie all for $150. Monday to Friday, Midday to 2.”
* You sure it said “quickie” and not “quiche”?
* $150 for lunch! What is this, Panera Bread?
* “Could I get some extra Wet Wipes?”
* Look, if you have to offer free food to get customers for your brothel … that’s not a good sign.
* Let’s see… that’s 12 minutes for the pie and Coke… yeah, 15 minutes is about right.
* I’m sure Coke loves being a part of this promotion: “It’s the Real Thing, baby.”