AUDIO: WOMAN BREAKS BUNGEE JUMP RECORD
A South African woman broke a Guinness World Record when she bungee jumped 23 times in one hour. That’s about 2 times every five minutes. Linda Potgieter, 50, broke the previous record of 19 bungee jumps in one hour. The feat was filmed for a TV show. Potgieter said, “We can do anything we put our minds to.”
* “…and a TV budget.”
* I’m putting my mind to trying to be impressed by anybody breaking Guinness records, and it’s not working.
* It was, like, a three-foot bungee cord, but still impressive.
* She had more comebacks than Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
* The previous winner only bungee jumped 19 times? Slacker!!!
CLIP: Our classic “Bungee Jump By Mail” parody spot.








