AUDIO: WIN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS MARSHMALLOWS
General Mills is giving away 10,000 boxes of marshmallow-only Lucky Charms. The boxes will contain nothing but the marshmallows – stars, moons, hearts, clovers, rainbows. The only way to get them is to win them. Specially-marked rainbow boxes will be on store shelves soon. Inside some of them will be a special code to enter on a website to receive a box full of marshmallows. The sweepstakes will run through December, 2017 with more details at MarshmallowOnly.com.
* An entire box full of Sugary Stars, Mortality Moons, Hypertension Hearts, and Coronary Clovers!
* Yum! Put ’em on ice cream! Make A Lucky Charms marshmallow smoothie!
* Just reading this story makes my teeth hurt.
* Look at us, pretending that if the cereal were in the box with the marshmallows it would be more nutritious.
* What I really want is a box of Red Trix Only.
* All right, these marketing promos are getting a little ridiculous.
* Next up McDonald’s will sell you a hamburger that glows in the dark.
* Then there’s the new flavor scam. “This summer we’ll be introducing 4 wonderful new flavors.”
* If they’re so wonderful why did you wait until now?
* You ask me, the marshmallow idea is a little soft.
CLIP: Our classic “Lucky Chum” parody spot.
