AUDIO: TRUCK CRASHES INTO BACKSIDE OF ANALTECH BUILDING
This is true: In Newark, Delaware, on Monday, a crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the trucks crashing into the backside of the AnalTech company building, leaving a giant hole. What’s more, the truck damaged the facility’s laboratory and caused an odor. First responders brought in a HazMat team to handle any leaks. AnalTech, a manufacturer of thin-layer chromatography plates, knows full well that their name causes giggles. The name came from a marketing company in 1964 who said, “Well, you guys do Analytical Technology – why don’t you put the two words together and call it ‘AnalTech’?”
* ‘Cause it sounds like you make advanced buttholes?
* Actually, they manufacture thin-layer chromatography plates. For your butthole.
* “AnalTech – Where Iron Man goes when he’s constipated.”
* What kind of truck was it? A Dodge Ram?
* This has been the news for 12-year-old boys. Join us tomorrow at this same time for more news for 12-year-old boys.
* What was the name of the marketing company? Skidmore Marketing? (SkidMark for short)
* It’s not every day your traffic report includes a fart joke.
CLIP: That marketing company must be the same one that came up with this: our classic “Extramint Gum” parody spot.
