AUDIO: SNOOKER TOURNAMENT INTERRUPTED BY MAN WITH WHOOPIE CUSHION
At the Snooker’s Master finals in London over the weekend, the match between Ali Carter and Stuart Bingham was briefly interrupted by somebody in the audience with an electronic “whoopie cushion”, making rude noises while the players were trying to focus. The sounds made the crowd laugh, but after an intensive search, a small joke device was discovered under a seat. It was thought to have been placed there by a fan sitting elsewhere in the arena and activated remotely. The perpetrator was eventually discovered and kicked out of the arena. Stuart Bingham won the tournament.
* At least, let’s hope it was an electronic whoopie cushion.
* Whoopie cushion? Does anybody actually yell “Whoopie!” after they crack one off?
* They say Bingham’s win was a real squeaker.
* The final score – twenty to farteen.
* I blame the beans on toast.
* Well heck, it’s better than those vuvuzelas that used to show up everywhere a couple years back.
* Then someone threw a rubber chicken onto the snooker table.
CLIP: A fart sound effect.
