AUDIO: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING
The UK’s Medicines and Healthcare Regulatory Agency, which is keeping track of COVID vaccines, has asked people to report any health issues they have had after being vaccinated in case a serious side effect pops up. So far, Britons have reported that the vaccine has caused:
– Screaming, yawning, crying or moaning
– Lost weight
– Gained weight
– Been bitten or stung by an insect
– Excessive blinking
– Eyes changed color
– Growing teeth
– Losing teeth
– Teeth changed color
– Daydreaming
– Excessive flatulence
– And two people reported they had retired after getting the vaccine.
* And this is just from a Mr. Edward Farnsby of Cornwall.
* I notice no one has reported “dying”.
* Growing teeth? Losing teeth? In parts of England, just having teeth is a medical oddity.
* Many people experienced screaming, yawning, crying and moaning watching the “Cats” movie.
CLIP: Side effects can be a problem. Our “Side Effects” parody spot.
